Did you notice the karate belt? This is one of the many things, including but not limited to rapping and beat boxing, that Claire has been learning on the playground at school. She has learned the rapping and beat boxing from her little friend Allondra...and according to Claire, via Allondra, Allondra's dad was caught kissing someone other than her mother...and now Allondra lives on a boat and has a wooden leg. Whatever happened to tether ball at recess?

Good job, grasshopper Claire! Bow to your sensai! And wow, don't really need to take living on a boat to complete pirate ship level and actually install a wooden peg leg, do ya?
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